heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

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tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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